Wants the point having a big shop opening if no-one knows about it?!

Is it Cooke opening it?!

(crazy thought just entered my head!



).

Because it is for the papers, not a 'big shop opening'





So far I can confirm Mally Welburn will be cutting the ribbon

Erm, no thanks





I think someone from Hall Road Rangers would give us more credibility

Hmm, strange way to go about it IMO.





So is that machine going to be ready same time?





No disrespect to Mally Welburn, but who is he?

We've got a silver fridge and our US magnets look great. My favourites are the casino chips from Vegas. Also we visited some canyons and national parks and have one that says "Utah Rocks" on it. You know, as in something "rocks" meaning it's really good, but also there are a lot of rocks in Utah. Genius.

A bigger name round here than Paul Cooke and any old Rugby Player.



Mally is a tv star and author.



He will be a right coup for us

How big is your fridge Mrs B?

Mrs D wont let me get a little fridge in my games room, however if I bought her a big silver one maybe I could have the black one. Thats my plan anyway.



Loving the Utah Rocks thing. Very clever.



My one from Cyprus is basically a pair of sunglasses with a map of Cyprus on the lenses. Cool.

Mally Welburn



"The boy who flew through windows ", the media wannabe



, does he still live in a shed on his own ?

I dunno. I hope not.



We are gonna pay him £500 for the grand opening plus £300 for an hour book signing session.



Think it will go down well.

TV star = He appeared on deal or no deal.

Author = He wrote two books , about his childhood and life in general however conveniently missed the bits out about his ex wife , handy lad Mally Welburn

So again, who is he exactly?



Seriously I've heard the name here and there but can't picture him.



In any case, I'd have opened it for a fiver!



I'd have even posed with that Quins ball for ya!!