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Whats pink and goes round and round? Stephen Gatelys suitcase on a luggage carousel





. (You'll be telling it tonight!!!).

After a long day, daddy balloon, mommy balloon and baby balloon retire for the night.

After an hour or so, baby balloon thinks "i'm a little cold, i think i'll jump in bed with mommy and daddy", so off he goes to their room.

When he tries to get in between he finds he just can't fit, so he thinks "i know what i'll do"

Quietly he undoes the knot on daddy balloon and lets some air out, then ties the knot back up, but still can't squeeze in, "i know what i'll do" he thinks. Quietly he undoes the knot on mommy balloon and lets some air out then ties the knot back up, but still he can't quite fit in. " I know what i'll do" he thinks, so he undoes his own knot and lets some air out, ties the knot back up and just manages to sqeeze in between mommy and daddy balloon.

The next morning when they wake up, daddy balloon is not very happy at all with baby balloon, he shouts at the top of his voice, i'm not very happy with you son after what you did last night, you not only let me down, you also let your mother down, but worst of all.........you let yourself down.

cinderella was thrown out of disney world.she was caught sitting on pinnochios face shouting lie you basterd lie.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111...



...FOR FUCKS SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!

All Hull KR games have been moved to the gay adult channel, apparently the sight of 13 ar$3 holes getting hammered for 80 minuites was far to explicit for Sky TV

Tom visits Dave who's laid up at home with a broken leg.

Dave says "my feet are freezing mate, can you nip upstairs and get my slippers",

"No probs" said Tom.

Upstairs Daves stunning 19 year old twin daughters are sitting on there bed.

"Hello girls, Your dad sent me to sh@g you two,"

"Fook off you liar" they said,

"Ill prove it said Tom and he shouts downstairs,

"Both of them dave?" "Ofcourse! whats the point in Fookin one?!"

This is quality. I've just spat coffee all over the screen.

Quality

Supermarkets are only there so you buy things you don't need. Take for example, in the summer heatwave I bought 8 cans of dog food and when I got back to my car I discovered I didn't need it

Postman Pat, Postman Pat

Postman Pat and his unionised cat,

Early in the morning,

They're still in bed a-snoring,

And I'm wondering where's my post you f*****g t**t.