i rescued a fairy from a fire today and as a reward she granted me one wish i asked to live forever she said im sorry but we cant grant that wish! ok i replied i want to see hull kr win the grand final she said you crafty bugger!!

Offering Paul Wood the matchball from the GF??



I've got my coat

That doesn't make sense.

it does

Why didn't you explain why instead of been a c()ck! Hull KR will never win a GF which will mean he will live forever. Hope that helps.

Paul Wood will be in his Testi-lonial year after Saturday

A woman goes to the doctors and asks if it's safe to have anal sex. The doctor replies it's perfectly safe as long as she doesn't get pregnant. The woman said she didn't know you could get pregnant from anal sex, to which the doc replied " Where do you think all the rovers supporters came from?"

craig sandercock takes his team to a restaurant for a pre season meal. the waiter asks him what he would like to eat. 'i'll have the t bone steak' says our aussie friend. the waiter then asks, 'what about the vegetables sir?' to which sandy replies



'oh, they'll have the same as me'

Bloke walks into a bar and orders a pint, whilst waiting he notices a big fish tank stuffed with £10 notes so asks the bar man what it is.

Barman says "Ah that's the pub challenge money"

So bloke asks whats involved

"Well give us a tenner and I'll tell you"

Bloke hands the tenner over and the barman tells him "You can win the contents if you complete the 3 challenges, as follows first of all you've gotta down a bottle of whiskey in one go, then go out back and the pub rottweiler has a bad tooth that needs pulling but he's a vicious bugger, and last of all you need to go upstairs and give the landlords 90 year old randy mother a seeing too"

Bloke says right hand us the whiskey, does it in one then staggers out towards the back, barman hears all this screaming barking and yelping and after 10 minutes the bloke staggers back in covered in blood and scratches and chunks bitten out of him and slurrs to the barman

"Now wheres this old woman with a bad tooth?"

My girlfriend was putting sun cream on.



"Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.



"Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."



"Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"



And that was all the invitation I needed...

woman goes into the chemists and asks for a tube of veet hair removal cream.the chemist says ,when you`ve rubbed it on,don`t wear tights for a week,it`s not for my legs,it`s for my chihuahua,in that case says the chemist,don`t ride a bike for a month.

Two cowboys ride into town and hitch their horses to the rail.As they both dismount one walks around to the back of his horse and kisses its ass.

"Say Tex,why did you do that?" asks his partner.

"Well Hank,I have got chapped lips."

"Does that cure it?"

"No,but it as sure as hell stops me licking them."