No.

What did hitler say to his tank commanders before heading off into battle?

I am laughing so much I'll have to tell myself the punchline.....





Get in the tanks.

I've got one,































































Steve Mcnamara.

Oranges are u taking the pith

A lemon says to an orange we need to talk come here and citrus elf down

Not strictly a joke but an observation that I found "funny".



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £21.40.





I bet your financial advisor kept that to him/herself.

West indian in court for thumping his neighbor over the wall.



Judge says did you strike this man in defence.



West indian bloke says no I hit him in de face he fell over de fence

Trouble in lapland they tried to get rid of Santa but its ok he has a claus in his contract.

Bloke goes into sex shop looking for inflatable doll, there are none on display he asks bloke the price he says boxed £60.



Couple of days later he goes in and some are blown up, he sees the price of £70 he asks bloke why the difference he is told its inflation mate.

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!