Quote keithcun="keithcun"Well, what can I say. I said last night I was hoping for heartbreak for the plastic fans with their plastic flags and I got it. It's took me the best part of two and a half hours to stop laughing so I could actually type this.'"
I knew it. Keith is a Manchester United fan.
Quote keithcun="keithcun"But, I'll hold my hands up, that Drogba, always thought he was a bit of a diva, or should that be diver? Anyway, the way he stayed on his feet when everyone around him, whether it be security, his own players or opposition players were pulling him and pushing him away from the referee was commendable, I knew he had it in him, I knew he was strong as an ox, so thanks for that Didier lad and I can only apologise for ever doubting you.'"
Quality, absolutely quality.
Quote keithcun="keithcun"So, who's cried more, Lord God Jose Mourinho or Terry? Neither, it was me, I pi$$ed meself senseless laughing at them luverly cockerneys on their way to Rome, oops, I mean home.'"
Italy, Italy they're not going...they're not going 'cause they're fooking $hite.
Quote keithcun="keithcun"Only problem now is, I can't see Barca getting near Man U, so I don't even know why I'm laughing, but I am, just for the moment.
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It's OK Keith, we saw from your opening sentence that you're a United fan.
