the Slug "he's mine, I got him covered, oh f**k, he's your's Meli !! bollox, what the f**k are you and Shenton playing at."

Wellens: "Was that a bird? Was that a plane? No it was Sam 'Tear-Us-Apart' Tomkins yet AGAIN!!!"

Slug "I've f***ing bottled it, three times in a row".

Phil Clarke: "you know Eddie, if you look at the stats Paul Wellens looks like a tit here"

Very good.

Ref, Ref, disallow it, he's missing a stud....

Yes, I'll have that one !

Warrington fan in the front row: 'I refuse to clap because he is neither an Australian or an O.A.P!!'

Bloke in blue at the back 'I missed that. I wish that bloody Terry O'Connor would sit down'.

Phil Clarke "According to my 'margin meter', statistically, that try was never actually scored"

Slug Wellens " why don't you f**k off to union, you're making me look like a muppet"