Don't wipe your Iestyn on a broken bottle??

Be wise with the cabbage and watch how many eggs you use to make an omelette

When working on the BBC, fool Claire Balding into thinking her opinions are valued by nodding occasionally and saying 'mmm'.

prevent children from choaking on an ice cube by encourging them to drink a mug of freshly boiled water, this will shift the blockage in no time.

wow - do you send ideas into Viz ??

what ever do you mean???

How about aim for the crossbar or posts from the kickoff like Aston used to do.



Or the wingers come infield to just behind the kicker for the kickoff the kicker kicks it high and trys to land it on the 10m line the 2 wingers or 2 fast men run from an onside position put pressure on the catcher and given the way lots let it bounce ones gives a good opportunity to score immediately.

I'm sure you get unsightly bottom-lips reduced on the NHS now!

Lips on his bottom, does that mean he talks out of his a##e !!!!















I'll get mi coat...........................

Or ask her to 'Show us yer teeth!'

Seconds thoughts - you'd better not! - Dont want to catch site of a stray pube!

see my other post about scrums