But Skippy let one of his biggest fans down by not coming and rescuing me outside Rubens and doing that whistle and rescuing me from that pig with a tutu

That was unfortunate...........but he did have an 100% weekly success rate from what I can remember......

The blokes got dog food on his dick when the western world ( me included ) can't get a grip of men having Chappie's or a Pal on their todger













Sick perverted barstards

I think you need counselling over the the Reubens incident............Demons in closets et al..........

I ain't gettin in no closet!

Well im sure theres been a lot worse things done on MAD MONDAY by our players in the past. The most stupid thing was he filmed it

What I find annoying is it was one of his so called team mate friends that bubbled him up and caused all this fuss by posting it on the internet





All the lads know it's an unwritten rule that whatever happens on a lads day / night out stays under your hat





With friends like that who needs enemies , I'd sack the person who posted it for being a grass and for being there and not doing anything to stop it except film it





And dogs do worse things than that like licking their own ar$e and genitals ( I've tried to do it myself but it hurts my neck trying to get there , if only my todge was an inch longer )

Or try having a rib removed TW





Plenty have probably tried, my hound looked at me as if I was mad when I fell off the sofa trying

Really? Is that really the most stupid bit?

Certainly not...........Getting caught was the really stupid bit.........

Yes because if you go in , you'll then have to come ' out '

Surprised it took so long for that comment to appear, have been waiting for it