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You still can't beat "We'll jag a win from St Helens" a few years back.

Cringeworthy

OT i still remember a great quote from stevo which went



This lad is just like you have eaten a tomato got on a train spat a seed out and watched the seed grow into a beutifull tomato plant



think he was refering to briers a few years ago i still remember it and laugh thinking WTF

Day 1 - We are going to remove the nails from Jon Clarke's feet.



Did that ever happen ??

One that I use at work to this very day:



Always do what you've always done - always get what you've always got



One of his best that one

I think it was Stevo who said something along the lines of



"He looks like he's just done a double twist summersault pike into a jam jar!"



when Jon wilkin broke his nose.

Best comment i ever heard was on sky. Think it was Stevo who said about Paul Rahihi. Hes a big lad that one. If you found him in bed with your wife youd tuck him in

sure it was barry mac

It was.

Some belters from PC last night.



"Laying the ball on the 50" - new one on me!



"he has stepped under him there"



And he tied himself in knots talking about Senior. At first he encouraged Senior to play on next year and made sense in saying you are along time retired and so should leave nothing on the field when you walk away. But then he urged caution in not chasing his career too far (in trying to outlast Paul Johnson and Sean Long) and said something like "it's one thing to come off the field having left nothing behind but he needs to ensure he has something left when he walks off" and then looked utterly confused as he realised his contradiction!

The last one was brilliant.



"You've got to come off the pitch having left everything on it, but make sure you've still got more in you than you left out there"

That was it, you remembered it better than me and it's even more confusing than my recollection of it. I love PC but he does crack me up at times!