Capéur le flatté

what would you like me to say?



there are no current amateur clubs in a position to make the step up



any other club would simply be picked from thin air, and whilst its nice to think about clubs in these places, if no one wants to fund them they dont exist

Not your view when it comes to SL, where you fabour magicking clubs, so you seem to take my position here.

which clubs have i magicked? the Toulouse one? the Paris one?



someone should really speak to Bernard and Carlos, those crazy cats are better than david blaine

Jesus - you're on Centre Court and Court No 1 ?

Im not Jesus, but i did hear he modelled his lob shot on my technique,



its all in the wrist you see

I'm told that you're THE expert in wrist "sports"

im like John Candy in cool runnings

Here too??

Cant TA Bowes and Starbug get a room and 'beat' out their differences?

There's a UFC type caged fight being organised as we speak. Leaguefreak and Dally M are on the undercard too.

not a chance, that was my speciality, went to the olympics in my teens for the mens singles 'beating' of differences



threw it all away before the final, failed a drugs test didnt I,



now im training a team of Jamaicans in an attempt at redemption, these boys have some potential i tell you

im not going in any ring after two aussies!



theres not enough penicilin in britain to make me feel safe