Completely off topic of rugby league but i feel there should be somewhere on the board just for making people laugh.



I'll start



A bear goes into a pub and orders a pint of bitter. The barman pours it and says "£3.50 please". The bear pays and drinks his pint. On ordering his second pint the barman says "We dont get many bears in here" and the bear responds "I'm not surprised at those prices"



(Cue 2 drums/cymbal)

OKay.. 3 things come into my head.



1) I hope you're going back to school soon!

2) I hope you find a job soon

3) I hope you lose your internet connection soon!



Truely awful.

While we're on the old ones.



A white horse goes into a bar. The barman says " Guess what? We've got a whisky named after you". The horse replies, "What? Eric?"

Haha thanks...I'm at work at the minute, quiet time



A survey on dwarves has been published in today's newspaper. It shows that 6 in 7 are not happy...



Keep em coming

A man walked into a bar and said 'Oww!'. It was an iron bar.

A number one and a number zero go into a pub.



The number one says, "Your round".

A woman walks into a hairdressers in Hull and asks 'have you got time to do me a perm?'



The hairdresser replies 'certainly madam, I wandered lernly as a cloud...'

And one is always grumpy

Too good not to nick.

I like that a lot



Sgt. Smith - Jones I didnt see you at camoflage training this morning

Priv. Jones - Thank you Sir

Man walks into a shop and says "can I have a kitkat chunky", the shop assistant hands the man a big kitkat, the man takes a look at it and says "let me rephrase that, CAN I HAVE A KITKAT FATTY"

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other elderly man isn't familiar with Viagra and asks the first man what is it for.



The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."



The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"



"You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man.

That's very good.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?





Justice Fingers.