I don't have any feet. Just elbows.

I've been reliably told that women need a pair of shoes for every possible outfit.



I've got 2 pairs smart suit shoes

1 pair comfy loafers with velcro

1 pair smart loafers (brown)

1 pair leather smart shoes (black)

1 pair nice brown, worn trainers

2 pairs sports trainers



also planning on getting a pair of converses & some of those slip ons as well, seeing as I'm basically throwing my whole wardrobe away.

I have shoes too – I didn’t realise how similar I am to everyone else.

Everytime I get close to thinking you could be one of my dudes you always go and slip up man.

‘Bang’s Dudes’…??? sounds like a Japanese game show

If by 'Japanese game show' you mean gay porn then yes, yes it does!

Oh well. It's because I don't like wearing socks/shoes when it's sunny, or when I'm on the beach. It's the only time they get used. I might become Aussie and call them thongs, much better word.

Japanese game show/Gay porn/Channel 5 - all the same to me

3 trainers

2 "smart" shoes (black and brown)

2 boots (blue for playing, black for reffing)

1 thongs (I can call them that as they come from Australia)

1 golf shoes



That seems ok to me but I actually have about 8 pair of trainers lying around. Only wear 3 sets though. Really need to have a clear out... oh, and 6 pages???? Deep

I have a pair of black shoes that I used to wear for work, I don't need them now as I wear slippers for work, would anyone like to buy them from me ?



I also have a pair of brown shoes that I wear for socialising, if you see me in a pub you'll see me in my brown shoes, brown shoes or slippers if I have forgotten.



The brown shoes are not up for sale.

Just to let you all know, these arrived yesterday and are beautiful. They look even better than in the picture.

Would you consider selling your slippers?