Not to mention Ryan Hall. He's not a Hall. He doesn't have a staircase, a coat-hook, a welcome mat. Nothing.

It goes further than Leeds though. Gareth Hock is not a cheap bottle of wine, Chris Hill, where does it end? It's a disgrace.

I think an Inquiry is needed. Chaired by Nigel Wood. He has always been genuine in being a large tree trunk.

Will James Child ever mature into a decent ref?

Adrian Morley is from Salford the Lying Sod!

What about Karl Pratt?



...nuff said.

I heard Marcus Bai is actually Straight as a Die.

Some names of old, due to be exposed on Panorama...



Craig Izzard - was a cuddly sort.

Cyrille Pons - ladies man.

Wendell Sailor - never been on a boat.

Gilles Dumas - actually quite clever.

Mike Ford & Phil Ford - drove an Austin Maestro and Vauxhall Carlton, respectively.

Sam Panapa - his father's an insomniac.

Jon Ribot - can't even speak French.

Bal Numapo - still using his old A to Z.

Ruben Wiki - not really a font of all knowledge.

Jonny Raper - a true gentleman.



Yep, I was bored. Sorry.

I'M JUST BIG BONED.

Is everyone ok if I use his name as a replacement for masturbation from now on?



...I'm just going for a "Willie Tonga" love



just seems to fit for me

I use the phrase "I'm off for a Willie Mason Love"





Following on from the theme, Willie Mason only has one part of his name right........And he ain't no good with a Chisle Mush.

Earliest derivation of that name means "cunning or astute". Go figure.

Wayne Kerr







Erm......lets not go there