I'm pretty sure he's not from the Moon... Or Tonga

Pfft. Another fraudulent Antipodean blagging their way into a Super League team.

At least the British players were always what they claimed to be. Karl Pratt & Iestyn 'arris as 2 fine examples.

Not to mention Kevin Dick

And Graham Eccles, he was actually a cake.

Is Ben Jones-Bishop really a Bishop?



Is Jamie Peacock really a Peacock?



Just how deep does this conspiracy to mass fraud go? I think a Newsnight special is called for.

Did someone mention cake?

Setaimata Sa and Karl Temata are both Tomatoes.



We will get to the bottom of this embarrassment.

Not to mention Ryan Hall. He's not a Hall. He doesn't have a staircase, a coat-hook, a welcome mat. Nothing.

It goes further than Leeds though. Gareth Hock is not a cheap bottle of wine, Chris Hill, where does it end? It's a disgrace.

I think an Inquiry is needed. Chaired by Nigel Wood. He has always been genuine in being a large tree trunk.

Will James Child ever mature into a decent ref?

Adrian Morley is from Salford the Lying Sod!

What about Karl Pratt?



...nuff said.

I heard Marcus Bai is actually Straight as a Die.